At Least One of These Will Make You Smile

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It

How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroid’s

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work?

A Stick

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Nacho Cheese

What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

Quattro Sinko

What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk

What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck

What’s The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

Right Where You Left Him

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

Because They Have Big Fingers

Why Don’t Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka

What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag

Why Did Pilgrims’ Pants Always Fall Down?

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

What’s The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? !

Somebody’s Gonna Lose A Trailer

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